Megan!
Get up, get up.
We have to go outside.
What's the matter, baby?
OK, sweetheart, go check in the house, see if she's in there.
Megan!
When's she gonna get back?
Oh, buddy, she's gonna come back.
You know, we'll put some, uh...
...some water in her bowl, you know, and some food.
She's gonna get hungry. She's gonna have to come back to eat, right?
I'm hungry right now. Are you hungry?
Mm-hmm.
You know, I'm so hungry, I could just eat your hand.
Yeah. No, no, just let me have a bite of your hand, OK?
Just one bite.
How come I can't have one bite?
Just one finger.
- No! - You've got five of them.
OK, we got to be quiet when we wake up Mommy, OK?
Do you want to get thrown or do you want to get dropped?
I want to get next to Mommy.
...I'm gonna go on to Mommy, then jump on the pillow,
No, no!
We're tigers!
I'm sleeping! Stop!
- it's too early. - We're tigers!
- No. - Yes.
Stop, stop. Stop. Come on, I get to sleep in more.
No, make pretty music.
I must get my breakfast.
Here comes your oatmeal. All right, picky.
That's beautiful. You ready to eat?
You gotta eat up, OK? You can't be late today.
Blow on it first.
- I don't like it. - Why don't you like it?
It just yucky. Aah!
Baby, what did you do? You just put water in that?
- Yeah, it's instant oatmeal. - Yeah, but you've got to soak the oats.
- They're fine. - Yeah, it's delicious, you eat it.
Here, come on, let's eat like leopards. That'll make it better.
Here, just eat the raisins OK? At least.
Oh, come on. Dean, I don't need to clean up after two kids.
Frankie, Frankie...
- Use a spoon, honey. - What do you mean, use a spoon?
Come on, use a spoon. You know how to use a spoon.
We're eating like leopards. Hey, that's mine!
Show your daddy how you use a spoon.
You're a big girl now, huh? You know how to use a spoon.
What do you mean you're a big girl?
You're a big girl now, sweetheart, so don't have any fun.
Stick it on your face.
Frankie, we're leaving in two minutes.
Come on, don't eat like that, come on.
Come on, come on, If that's the way you're gonna eat, breakfast is over.
No! Dad was doing it!
I know your dad was doing it. Come on, kiddo.
- I was doing it! - Daddy,
- you made me in trouble! - I'm sorry.
Let's go, let's go. We're late, we're late. Come on.
You wanna wear this one?
- Yes, - OK, but you have to be fast.
Ready? One...
...two... three... four...
...five... six...
,..seven... We're gonna do it.
Eight! You did it in eight!
Whoopsies!
Silly Mommy.
Hey, Frankie, you gonna be good for Ms. Alex today?
You promise?
- OK, I love you like crazy. - I love you like crazy!
Oh, really? 'Cause I love you like crazy!
OK, guys, we gotta go. We're gonna be late.
See you at the recital, Daddy!
Hey, Cin, put your seat belt on.
- Hey, Cindy, put your seat belt on. - I got it.
Would you please put your seat belt on?
This road is crazy, all right?
Watch out for this guy. Watch out for this fucking asshole.
Hey, fuck you! Why don't you slow down, you fucking jackass!
Motherfucker!
You'll fucking kill somebody, asshole!
See this folder he gave me? Yeah, I know.
- Hey, there you are. - Oh, hi.
Sorry, I'm almost done here.
Did you get a... Do you have a second?
- Yeah, sure. - Did you get a chance to talk it over
- with your family yet? - No, I mean, you know, I will. I will.
That's OK.
No pressure, it's just, you know, it's just a good opportunity,
I'll know for sure by Monday.
By Monday? All right. I've got to have my best nurse up there with me.
- Your first baby? - So exciting,
Yeah, I know, isn't it? Do you know what you're having yet?
- No. - No?
Do you want to know or are you going to wait for a surprise?
- We want to know. - You want to know, Yeah.
- Having the baby is surprise enough. - Yes.
Let's see... it's a girl.
Is that good news?
- it's great news. - Oh, good.
...but it should clear up by the afternoon.
This not gonna interfere with your July Fourth plans...
...clear skies for the fireworks tomorrow night.
And remember to dress warm, folks...
I Can't Stop Thinking About It]
We Belong]
Fuck.
Excuse me.
OK, we have one more song left.
My Country, 'Tis of Thee. It will be acapella.
What's wrong?
- You ready, ladies and gentlemen? - Yes.
- I found Megan. - ...five, six, ready, sing.
How many times did I tell you to lock the fucking gate? Huh?
Hey, I had an idea...
I thought maybe you should go visit your grandpa today.
- What do you think? - Yeah!
Did you find Megan?
No.
But I was thinking maybe she moved out to Hollywood,
and she became a movie dog.
You think? You think she moved out to Hollywood to be a movie dog?
She had the looks, don't you think? Maybe that's what happened, huh?
- Pa! - Hi, sweetheart, how are you?
Here, look what I have for you. Look at this.
Want me to show you a magic trick?
You coming up?
I can't smoke around the oxygen tank.
- Oh!
- Honey? - Hi, Gypsy.
Honey, go say bye-bye to Daddy, OK?
You're not gonna see him until tomorrow.
Watch out for the water. Oh! OK, go, you're clear!
- Bye, Dad! - Bye, buddy.
Hey, I love you.
- I love you. - Have fun, OK, buddy?
OK.
You remember what to do when Pa snores, right?
- Cover his mouth and hold his nose. - That's my girl,
OK, go have fun.
All right, run to Mama!
Come on, you can do it! Come on, sweetie pie.
Yay, that was great.
That was great. All right, you ready to go inside?
So what's with him, you two fighting again?
We'll talk about it later.
Why isn't Daddy gonna come in?
I don't know.
- Mr. Benatti, good to meet you. - Have a seat.
What kind of job are you applying for?
- Driver? Helper? Packer? - Whatever, one that pays.
- Do you have any experience at all? - Sure.
Where have you worked?
I mean, you know, I've helped people move before.
You mean, what are my jobs?
But you've never worked for a moving company?
No.
OK, so that would be "no experience." Where are you from?
- Florida. - And how long have you been here?
- Like two years. - And where are you living?
-I live in Brooklyn. - Can you get here every day?
- Yeah, I'll get here. - I need you here by 7:00am.
I'll get here.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- Hold it. There you go. - All right, Marshall
- Good job! - You're a man amongst men. No homo!
Sit up, son! Sit up, sit up!
Don't worry about it. You ain't a professional yet, that's all.
How do you meet girls?
I just walk up, talk to them.
Whatever comes in my mind at that moment.
- He honks the horn. - I gets out of the truck.
I get out the truck and talk to 'em.
Or he screams out, like, "chocolate thunder."
See, I don't know. I feel like men are more romantic than women.
When we get married, we marry, like, one girl.
'Cause we're resistant the whole way, until we meet one girl and we think,
"I'd be an idiot if I didn't marry this girl, she's so great. "
But it seems like girls get to a place, they just kinda pick,
pick the best option or something.
I know girls that get married, they're like, "Oh, he's got a good job."
I mean, they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming,
and then they... then they marry, they marry the guy
that's got a good job and who's gonna stick around.
Take your share and go home, OK? Let's call it a good night.
Thanks, Jamie.
Lemme tell you something. When I get old, I'm gonna look good.
When you get old, you're gonna look like him.
What do you mean "when" you get old?
It's gonna be a long time, another 50 years.
Damn, it look like World War Ill in this motherfucker.
OK, look, box everything in the kitchen, bag everything upstairs.
Let's get this truck loaded, up to Pennsylvania and back by tonight.
- This is a small, small room here. - Here we go.
How's all the stuff gonna it in here?
It's probably not gonna, so strip the furniture.
OK, I'll bring you boxes, you start unpacking, placing.
Flatten all the cartons, we'll get 'em outta here.
- What happens to all the other stuff? - Not our problem.
Come on, come on, speed it up, speed it up.
Gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go.
I don't understand what you're trying to say.
We gotta go. We got another job to do, we gotta go.
Dean, you ready? Let's get outta here, OK?
Job's over, here. I'll give you your pay.
- One hundred... - Damn.
One hundred and ten... and 20 is part of your tip, OK?
Let's go, we've got a two-hour ride back to the city.
Walter!
OK.,. Don't be mad.
I hung some of your stuff, I hope it's OK.
You wanna walk in here? You don't wanna get wheeled in here.
This is your new house.
I hung your uniform. I hope that's OK.
It's just so handsome, you know?
I noticed you had a lot of matches, so I stuck 'em on the wall.
If you don't like it, you can just take 'em down. it's tape.
Do you wanna sit down in the chair?
- OK. - Please.
Here, let me get this out of your way.
You got it?
OK, Walter, I'm gonna get in trouble, I gotta go,
but I'm gonna show you a few things, GK? That's your shoes, see?
- Hey, Dean we gotta go, all right? - Yo. OK.
- I'll meet you in the truck. - OK.
And... He's not the boss of me, by the way. What else?
All your stuff's in here. That's your pants, sweaters, shirts.
Hey, Walter, is this your wife? Is this you and your wife?
She was a beautiful woman.
OK, nice to meet ya.
- Thank you. - Good luck here.
OK. I'll see ya down the road.
- I'm sorry.
I know.
Don't be sorry, baby.
Oh, fuck.
I'm just tired, you know.
I'm just fucking tired.
Come he-re, boy!
Maybe it's because we didn't make it comfy enough in there.
Maybe we made it too girly.
- Too girly? - Yeah.
Well, I think it... Maybe we just need to put something...
.,.like a nice blanket in there for him to lay on.
- OK. - You think that's a good idea?
- Yeah, let's get a blanket. - OK, buddy.
But don't take the one I usually do.
OK you better ask your mom which blanket’s OK to use,
because I don't want to get in trouble.
- OK. Will you open this up? - Watch your hands.
But close it quickly, 'cause the dog is in there.
Can you take the trash out?
Yeah. Baby, do you know where we put that."
I got an idea.
Hello?
I'm calling to see if I can make a reservation for tonight.
- I have a gift certificate. - No.
What's our options?
They have Cupid's Cove room available.
I'm not going to some cheesy sex motel. I'm on call tomorrow.
What else? That's it?
Oh, and there's a Future Room. Can you hold on one second?
- Baby, will you make the decision? - I'm on call, I can't go.
Baby, please.
- Listen to me for a second. - What do you want me to say?
Can you hold on one second? Listen to me for a second.
Would you stop cleaning for one minute?
- What? - I'm asking you. Please.
Let's get outta here. We gotta get outta here.
Baby, we have to get out of this house.
Let's go get drunk and make love.
- Now, do you want the Cupid's Cove... - Dean, I don't wanna...
,..or do you want the Future Room?
Make a decision, baby, please.
I don't want to get in the car at 7:30 and drive for two hours.
OK. I'll make the decision. The Future Room.
For two.
- Periera. - You're crazy.
Thanks.
Pack your bags, baby, we're going to the future.
Oh, my God. Is that Cindy Heller?
- Bobby Ontario? - How are you?
- I'm good, How are you? - I'm... you know, I'm hanging in there.
Wow. Wow. it's been a while.
- How about you? - Yeah, here.
Here. Been here, stayed here, never left here.
Here's good, here's good.
- Married? - Married.
- That's crazy. Lucky guy.
Have you been faithful to him?
That's a strange question to ask somebody you haven't seen in forever.
Yeah, well, you know...
- Seriously. - Yes.
Yes you have, or yes you haven't'?
Yes... I have, I mean, I have... I have been...
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm not looking at you like anything.
Oh, OK.
- Yeah. - Uh.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
What you thinking?
What's on your mind?
You're never gonna guess who I saw at the liquor man.
- Richard Grieco? - No, but good guess.
Jon Bon Jovi.
Bobby Ontario.
What the fuck was he doing there?
I don't know... I mean, buying liquor, I guess.
Jesus.
- How come you're just telling me now? - 'Cause I'm telling you now.
How come you didn't tell me when we were there?
I don't know, 'cause I was flustered and I'm telling you now.
- You talked to him? - No. I mean like,
- "Hi, bye, how are you..." - How are you?
- Yeah, he asked me how I was. - And you told him?
I mean, I didn't want to, but we were stuck there.
We were in the same store, buying things together at the same time.
I wish you'd seen him. I wish you'd... You wouldn't feel so bad. He's fat...
- What do I care? - I don't know.
What do I care if he's fat or not?
What does that mean? Make me feel better?
I don't know. 'Cause he's a loser.
What does that have to do with me?
Whether he's a loser or he's fat or not? What the fuck do I care?
I don't,.. What!?
What are you saying that for? That would make me feel better, he's fat?
So what? If he was in good shape, I shouldn't feel good?
I said the wrong thing. I'm nervous, OK?
- What do you mean you're nervous? - I feel funny, because you feel funny.
You're nervous 'cause I feel funny?
- What does that mean? - I feel like I said the wrong thing.
I feel like I shouldn't have said anything.
Really? That's an option?
You run into Bobby Ontario and it's an option not to tell me?
I feel like you're upset, and I upset you and I'm sorry.
And I said the wrong thing.
Baby... you can do whatever you want.
OK.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
- What are you doing? - I gotta pee,
- Where, in this person's house? - Fuck you,
Fuck me.
Hi.
- What are you doing? - Research.
Really, research.
So what, I mean, you're supposed to be a quadriplegic?
No, quads can't use their arms. I'm a paraplegic.
Really?
Hi.
Why do you have to act like such a freak all the time, huh? Huh?
Come over.
- Come on. -I can't.
- I can't. - You know you want it.
I gotta go get Gramma.
I just came to say hi.
- Call you later. - Yeah. Whatever!
- Oh! I thought you were Dad. - Just us.
- How was the beauty parlor? - Oh, lovely, just lovely.
Good.
What did it feel like when you fell in love?
Ooh...
Oh, dear.
I don't think I found it.
Even with Grandpa?
Maybe a little in the beginning.
Bless us, O Lord, for these, thy gifts which we are about to receive...
He didn't really have any regard for me as a person.
You've gotta be careful of that.
You've gotta be careful that the person that you fall in love...
,..is worth it to you.
I don't ever want to be like my parents.
I know that they must have loved each other at one time, right?
Did they just get it all out of the way before they had me?
We're supposed to eat this garbage?
Huh'?!
I'm sorry.
- Do you want me to make you some eggs? - No!
I want you to enjoy your goddamned dinner!
How do you trust your feelings when they can just disappear like that?
I think the only way you can find out is... to have the feeling.
You're a good person, honey.
I think you have the right to say, "Yes, I do trust. "
"I trust myself "
- What?
What, what?
- Fuck! - Shit.
- Fuck! - Sorry.
"Somehow, she didn't want to confess to him that she was still wary
of all those people who'd seemed to want to care about her.
He touched her cheek gently, caressing her.
Her heart was beating so loudly that surely he could hear it. "
Arms up.
"He smoothed her hair back,
The touch of his fingers sending waves of awareness through hen
He was going to kiss hen That was what she wanted, wasn't it?
So why did she feel as if she trembled on the edge of a precipice,
ready to topple over in an instant?
Then his lips found hers and she stopped thinking at all,
only feeling, feeling the tenderness of his kiss,
the strength of his arms around her...
...the steady beat of his heart under her hand as she turned into his arms.
There is a precipice, and she was falling.
Head over heels. Falling in love with him.
Chapter 11..."
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I want a cigarette. - No, Gramma, it's bedtime.
You're in bed. You can't have a cigarette now, OK?
Do you want me to keep reading or are you tired?
I need a cigarette!
Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second?
Why?
You think I stole that money, don't you?
- Yeah, you do. - No.
Look, I've stolen money before, OK? I know what it's like to get busted.
- That's what it feels like. - OK.
I didn't steal it. I got a job.
- OK? This is my job. - All right.
- All right? I make money. - OK, I got it.
Money I can take girls out on dates with.
Just so you know.
Good to know. OK.
- What's your name? - Go away.
- "Go away"? - Go away.
That's a weird name.
OK, hold on a second.
I wanna give you something. Look at that. That's my business card.
I don't have a phone... or a phone number,
but if you call this number right here...
,..and then you ask for me...
- ..,they'll tell me you called. - Great.
Who should I say is calling?
Whoa!
Where are we, huh?
We're inside a robot's vagina.
Was this the only one that they had?
I told you, you know... they had Cupid's Cove or this.
You want me to see if we can get Cupid's Cove?
I'm gonna make a drink.
There's no windows.
Cool bed, huh? Check this out.
- Whoa!
The bed turns. Hey, did you see this?
Hey.
Hey, look at me.
I don't think that the-re's a fridge.
Hey, that's how they laugh in the future. Like this...
Oh, God.
I thought the whole point of coming here was to have a night without kids,
Hello? Yeah, hold on.
Here, sweetheart, it's your mommy. She wants to talk to you.
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, sweetie!
Yes.
OK, honey. Don't forget to go potty before you get into bed, OK?
Bye." Bye, I love you!
Frankie, this is how they laugh in the future.
Try it.
Huh?
Frankie, are you tooting? Is that you tooting?
Frankie... I can hear...
I love you like crazy. I gotta go, OK?
Kiss, kiss.
Bye-bye.
What are you doing?
What? What's it look like I'm doing?
Getting all wet and naked.
I'm gonna go order some food. Do you want some?
You know what I like.
Can you close the door?
Oh.
- What are you doing? - What does it look like I'm doing?
All right.
Come up.
What are you so grumpy about?
Oh, I don't know, I don't know why.
- Do you want a drink? - Yes, please.
You and Me]
- Hey, how are you? - Fine, thank you,
You're Gramma. it's great to meet you.
Cindy, come on.
Could you talk to me for Eve minutes, please?
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Gramma, you know you have an amazing granddaughter?
- Oh, of course I do. - She's unbelievable.
I got these for you. Would you please take them?
Cindy, come on, would you give me Eve minutes?
This is ridiculous. You're not even gonna talk to me?
Come on, Cindy.
I'm trying to say I'm sorry, and you're acting like a total bitch!
I don't know, I just feel like I should just stop...
You know, just stop thinking about it, but I can't.
Maybe I've seen too many movies, you know, love at first sight.
- Anyone call? - No.
Thanks.
What do you think about love at first sight?
You think you can love somebody just by looking at 'em?
- By looking at 'em? - But the thing is, man,
I felt like I knew her. You know? You ever get that feeling?
Yeah, like, you've seen her before and you just know her...
- Yeah. - it's a feeling.
But, actually, you really don't know her.
- Yeah, I probably... I don't, right? - That's right.
- I felt like I did, though. - If you get a little pussy...
...I think all the mental-ness will go away from you.
You think I'm too much in my head?
Yeah, too much.
You already know Where she live at, right?
No, she was just, like, visiting her grandmother.
So why don't you go back to that grandmother..
- ...and ask her where she lives? - I should go back, right?
Yeah, If you like her, yeah.
She just seems different, you know? I don't know.
Wait. How different?
I don't know, I just got a feeling about hen
You know when a song comes on and you just gotta dance?
- Hi. - Hi.
Do you know what happened to Walter?
- Who? - Walter.
He's the gentlemen that just moved in across the hall about a month ago,
I don't know anything or anybody named Walter.
Oh.
OK.
Hey, can I ask you something else?
What's the story with that girl that was in here like a month ago?
The blonde, the young blonde?
I gave her my card, but she never called me.
What's her name?
- Cindy. - Cindy.
- Will you tell her I say hi? - OK. Why not.
Shit.
Do you think I could sit down, because all these other seats are taken.
- OK. - Hey, thanks.
You know, I just talked to your grandmother.
That sounds weird, huh?
- Yeah. - OK, let me put it into context.
I went out there to see Walter, who's not there anymore.
That's why I talked to her.
Do you know what happened to that guy, Walter?
Yeah, do you know what happened to that guy, Walter?
No, I don't know what happened to that guy, Walter.
What happened?
You gotta do it like that?
- What do you expect? - What do you mean?
They're old. Would you want to live like that?
- Like what? In that home? - Yeah.
Well, no but I'm not getting old and he's a dummy for dying.
- Waiter's a dummy for dying? - Yeah.
What are you gonna do, wise guy?
Not do it.
- Are you gonna die? - Definitely.
Hmm?
- What'd you say? - I said definitely.
Well, with that kind of attitude, you will.
Don't do it. it's for suckers.
Don't do it.
- What are you gonna do? -Just not do it.
I went out there to give him this.
Isn't that nice? I found it.
Look at that.
- Is that him? - Yeah, and his lady.
- isn't he handsome? - Look at her, she's so pretty.
So she's probably nuts, then.
In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is.
Which makes you insane.
You're probably nutty-coo-coo crazy.
It's not your fault. You know, it's just like...
Everybody treats you different.
Like, you make jokes and they're not funny, but people laugh anyway.
That's gotta make you nuts.
I like how you can compliment and insult somebody at the same time.
In equal measure.
What's an insult about that?
That I'm crazy and I'm not funny.
Well... I don't know if you're not funny, tell me a joke.
So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods.
The child molester and the little boy keep walking further and further,
and it's getting darker and darker and they're going deeper and deeper
into the woods and the child molester...
...and the little boy looks up at the child molester and he says,
"Gee, mister, I'm getting scared!"
And the child molester looks down at him and says,
"You think you're soared, kid? I gotta walk outta here alone."
You don't think that's funny?
- No, I'm sorry. - I do.
You get along with your grandma, huh?
Yeah, she makes me laugh.
Nobody else talks in my family. And when they talk, they just yell.
I'm never getting married.
This is a nice place, you live. You like it?
- it's all right. - Where you wanna go?
I wanna go away to school.
- What are you gonna study? - Medicine.
Really?
- Yeah, really. - Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Girls like you.., Girls that look like you don't go and study medicine.
What do I look like?
Girls like you are supermodels.
- You got any, like, talents? - Like hidden talents?
Uh...
That's all the presidents.
That was rad.
Can you dance?
- You can tap dance? - Can you?
No. Here, I'll play a song and you dance.
OK?
Come here.
Come here, like this.
Right here, behind the heart. In front of the heart.
OK.
I can't really sing.
I have to sing goofy in order to sing. Like, I have to sing stupid,
- OK? - OK.
You're actually good.
OK, slow dance.
Slow dance to this part.
Whooo!
You're not gonna eat that?
Why don't you do something?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
What does that mean?
- Why don't I do something? - isn't there something you want to do?
There something you want to do?
- Like what? - I don't know.
You're so good at so many things, you could do anything you wanted to do,
you're good at everything that you do, isn't there something else you wanna do?
Than what? Than be your husband? To be Frankie's dad?
What do you want me to do?
What... In your, like, dream scenario,
of me, like, doing what I'm good at, what would that be?
I don't know, you're so good at so many things,
you can do so many things, you have such capacity.
For what?
You can sing, you can draw, you can...